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Stray Thoughts

All I want for Christmas is a Tardis
FESTIVE TITLE BITCHES YO: Stray Thoughts
PERSON WHO WROTE THIS SHIT: lefaym
RECIPIENT WHO HAD BETTER BE GRATEFUL BECAUSE I SPENT TIME THAT I COULD HAVE BEEN DRINKING WRITING THIS SHIT I AM BEGGING TO FORGIVE ME BECAUSE THIS IS LATE AND SHE'S HAD TO WAIT FOR AGES: paragraphs
SUMMARY: Tosh is alone with her thoughts on Christmas day, until Ianto turns up.
BETA: DEFINITELY NOT FOXY lionessvalenti
RATING: A BIT SEXY
WARNING: IMMA REALLY CRAP WRITER AND YOU'RE ALL MUCH BETTER THAN ME
SPOILERS: JESUS PEOPLE IT'S JUST ABOUT THE TORCHWOOD TEAM DRINKING EGGNOG
DISCLAIMER: THEY'RE NOT MINE. EXCEPT WHEN THEY ARE. IN MAH PANTS.

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All I want for Christmas is a Tardis
FESTIVE TITLE BITCHES YO: Graphic
RECIPIENT WHO HAD BETTER BE GRATEFUL BECAUSE I SPENT TIME THAT I COULD HAVE BEEN DRINKING WRITING THIS SHIT: paragraphs
SUMMARY: Placeholder fic for paragraphs brought on by too much spiked eggnog. Not your real fic, and no disrespect intended to your lovely Santa. Seriously, just a placeholder.
BETA: no one's seen this thing
RATING: RPF
WARNING: IMMA REALLY CRAP WRITER AND YOU'RE ALL MUCH BETTER THAN ME
SPOILERS: indulgent
DISCLAIMER: THEY'RE really, really NOT MINE. EXCEPT WHEN THEY ARE (but not really). IN MAH PANTS.

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TWO HOURS UNTIL MIDNIGHT

All I want for Christmas is a Tardis
FESTIVE TITLE: TWO HOURS UNTIL MIDNIGHT
RECIPIENT WHO HAD BETTER BE GRATEFUL BECAUSE I SPENT TIME THAT I COULD HAVE BEEN DRINKING WRITING THIS SHIT: the handsome and dashing (and very patient) invisible_lift
WRITTEN BY: As if you kids didn't know cuz I was so late and yacked all over twitter about that fact: paragraphs
SUMMARY: Adventure! Danger! Calennig! Aliens! Ferris wheels! Boy kissing!
BETA: DEFINITELY NOT FOXY BUT I LOVE FOXY TO BITS!!!
RATING: FESTIVE!
WARNING: IMMA REALLY CRAP WRITER AND YOU'RE ALL MUCH BETTER THAN ME AND I KNOW IT FOR A FACT CUZ ALL OF YOU GUYS POSTED ALREADY AND DAMN! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOMESAUCE! I AM NOT WORTHY TO BE IN YOUR BRILLIANT AMAZING INCREDIBLE COMPANY!!!!!
SPOILERS: IT'S JUST ABOUT THE TORCHWOOD TEAM DRINKING EGGNOG
DISCLAIMER: THEY'RE NOT MINE. EXCEPT WHEN THEY ARE. IN MAH PANTS.
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All I want for Christmas is a Tardis
Because some of us are anal and want it all in one easy to find spot, do your revealing and squealing here. If you want to update your original post, change your header in general, cross-post to your own LJ, etc... feel free.

Although it's Jan 1 in Australia (and a couple other places), please wait before you reveal yourself. The modliest mod of wonderfulness has pointed out two people still need to post their stories. Let's not spoil their anon odds.

And to those of you who haven't posted, GET YOUR WIGGLE ON! :)

PS: This is not Amand_r, I just bogarted her code.

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nancybrown wrote The War at Home for amand_r (Jack, Gwen, Ianto, Rhys)
phaetonschariot wrote All The Best Stories Start With A Death for cruentum (Ianto, Jack)
beesandbrews wrote Doctor's Orders for used_songs (Owen, Ianto, Tosh, Jack)
solsticezero wrote The Better Things for nancybrown (Ianto, Lois Habiba)
blue_fjords wrote In This Time for electro_club (Andy, Ianto)
51stcenturyfox wrote Great Balls Afire for blue_fjords (Jack, Rhys, Gwen, Ianto, Andy)
invisible_lift wrote Nine Tenths of the Law for phaetonschariot (Jack, Ianto)
electro_club wrote Cast no shadow for kel_reiley (Rhiannon, Jack)
lawsontl wrote We All Have to Start Somewhere for solsticezero (Gwen, Ianto)
amand_r wrote hotaru no hikari (the light of fireflies) for xtricks (Tosh, Jack, early team)
cruentum wrote Hearts (hand-made): 1.50 quid a piece for lionessvalenti (Ianto, Lisa, Jack, team)
misswinterhill wrote Mind Your Language for lawsontl (Jack, Ianto, Gwen)
used_songs wrote Sidewinder for beesandbrews (Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Owen, Tosh)
thaddeusfavour wrote Taking Chances for lefaym (Nine, Jack, Rose)
lionessvalenti wrote Signals Into Space for misswinterhill (Jack, Ianto, Alice, Steven)
kel_reiley wrote All the Arms Around You for thaddeusfavour (Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Owen, Tosh, Rhys, Myfanwy)
xtricks wrote Wonderful Life for 51stcenturyfox (Jack, Ianto, Gwen)
ANON wrote Friends in High Places (Gimme a Hand) for ANONS (Jack, Ianto, Lisa, Gwen, Owen, Tosh, Suzie, Yvonne Hartman)
paragraphs wrote Two Hours Until Midnight for invisible_lift (Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Owen, Tosh)
blue_fjords wrote Graphic for paragraphs (RPF: John, Scott)
lefaym wrote Stray Thoughts for paragraphs (Tosh, Ianto)
All I want for Christmas is Doctor-on-Ca
FESTIVE TITLE BITCH#S YO: FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES (GIMME A HAND)
RECIPIENT# WHO HAD BETTER BE GRATEFUL BECAUSE I SPENT TIME THAT I COULD HAVE BEEN ###KING #RITING THIS SHIT: ############## AND ###### AND ####### AND ############ AND ########### AND ######## AND ############ AND ########## AND ######## AND ###### AND ############## AND ########### AND ############## AND ########## AND ######## AND ########## AND ############### AND ############ AND ############## AND ########## AND ########### AND ####### AND ##########.
SUMM#RY: S#E TIT#E. B#T#HES Y#.
BETA: EXTENDING MY ####### TO ####### FOR BEING A R#ALLY HOT ####.
RATING: #####
WARNING: IM#A R#ALLY CRAP #RITER AN# YOU#R# ALOT MUCH BETTER THEN #E.
SPOILERS: #ESUS ###### PEOPLE ### JUST ABOUT THE TORCHWOOD TEAM TOSHIKO NOT ###KING EGGNOG.
DISCLAIMER: THEY'RE ### MINE. EXCEPT WHEN THEY'RE ###. IN MAH ##S.
Y#U WANT ######'S NOTES?: YOU C#N WAI# F#R TH#M.


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All I want for Christmas is Doctor-on-Ca
FESTIVE TITLE BITCH#S YO: FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES (GIMME A HAND)
RECIPIENT# WHO HAD BETTER BE GRATEFUL BECAUSE I SPENT TIME THAT I COULD HAVE BEEN ###KING #RITING THIS SHIT: ############## AND ###### AND ####### AND ############ AND ########### AND ######## AND ############ AND ########## AND ######## AND ###### AND ############## AND ########### AND ############## AND ########## AND ######## AND ########## AND ############### AND ############ AND ############## AND ########## AND ########### AND ####### AND ##########.
SUMM#RY: S#E TIT#E. B#T#HES Y#.
BETA: EXTENDING MY ####### TO ####### FOR BEING A R#ALLY HOT ####.
RATING: #####
WARNING: IM#A R#ALLY CRAP #RITER AN# YOU#R# ALOT MUCH BETTER THEN #E.
SPOILERS: #ESUS ###### PEOPLE ### JUST ABOUT THE TORCHWOOD TEAM TOSHIKO NOT ###KING EGGNOG.
DISCLAIMER: THEY'RE ### MINE. EXCEPT WHEN THEY'RE ###. IN MAH ##S.
Y#U WANT ######'S NOTES?: YOU C#N WAI# F#R TH#M.


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Wonderful Life

All I want for Christmas is Captain Jack
FESTIVE TITLE BITCHES YO: Wonderful Life
RECIPIENT WHO HAD BETTER BE GRATEFUL BECAUSE I SPENT TIME THAT I COULD HAVE BEEN DRINKING WRITING THIS SHIT: 51stcenturyfox
SUMMARY: No one, anywhere, was dead of alien technology tonight.
BETA: DEFINITELY NOT FOXY - uh, no, definitely not.
RATING: NAUGHTY
WARNING: IMMA REALLY CRAP WRITER AND YOU'RE ALL MUCH BETTER THAN ME
SPOILERS: JESUS PEOPLE IT'S JUST ABOUT THE TORCHWOOD TEAM DRINKING EGGNOG
DISCLAIMER: THEY'RE NOT MINE. EXCEPT WHEN THEY ARE. IN MAH PANTS.

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All the Arms Around You

All I want for Christmas is Captain Jack
Title: All the Arms Around You
Author: kel_reiley
Written for: thaddeusfavour The Great.
Length: 3,000-ish words
Rating: Festive
Betas: mad_jaks, invisible_lift, solsticezero, count_to_seven, electro_club, misswinterhill, lionessvalenti, some others that I can’t remember… uh yes, really
Warnings/Spoilers: Um, basically just ignore whatever the “actual” timeline of events might be
Summary: A week in Torchwood.
DISCLAIMER: THEY'RE NOT MINE. EXCEPT WHEN THEY ARE. IN MAH PANTS.
FYI I wrote that scene WAY before Doctor Who 'End of Time' aired (like way way way before)

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Signals Into Space

All I want for Christmas is a Tardis
FESTIVE TITLE BITCHES YO: Signals Into Space
RECIPIENT WHO HAD BETTER BE GRATEFUL BECAUSE I SPENT TIME THAT I COULD HAVE BEEN DRINKING WRITING THIS SHIT: misswinterhill
AUTHOR OF FLUFF AND #ASSMALLOWS: lionessvalenti
SUMMARY: Ianto's the only one without plans for Christmas. Jack helps.
BETA: allfireburns
RATING: FESTIVE
WARNING: IMMA REALLY CRAP WRITER AND YOU'RE ALL MUCH BETTER THAN ME
SPOILERS: JESUS PEOPLE IT'S JUST ABOUT THE TORCHWOOD TEAM DRINKING EGGNOG
DISCLAIMER: THEY'RE NOT MINE. EXCEPT WHEN THEY ARE. IN MAH PANTS.

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Taking Chances

All I want for Christmas is a Tardis
FESTIVE TITLE BITCHES YO: Taking Chances
AUTHOR WHO AGREED TO THIS INSANITY: thaddeusfavour
RECIPIENT WHO HAD BETTER BE GRATEFUL BECAUSE I SPENT TIME THAT I COULD HAVE BEEN HAVING SEX WRITING THIS SHIT: lefaym
SUMMARY: Jack’s been getting into a lot of trouble lately and the Doctor thinks he knows why, and how to fix it.
BETA: DEFINITELY FOXY! 51stcenturyfox
RATING: FESTIVE SEXY
WARNING: IMMA REALLY CRAP WRITER AND YOU'RE ALL MUCH BETTER THAN ME. I HAVE WRITTEN THE WORLD'S SHORTEST SEX SCENE. DEAL WITH IT.
SPOILERS: JESUS PEOPLE IT'S JUST ABOUT THE DOCTOR, ROSE, AND JACK TRAVELING THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
DISCLAIMER: THEY'RE NOT MINE. EXCEPT WHEN THEY ARE. IN MAH PANTS.

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